#41
One time Father Christmas lost his
underpants.
That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
#42
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at
Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !
#43
How long does it take to burn a candle down
?
About a wick !
#44
What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas
song?
Jungle bells.
#45
What's Christmas called in England
?
Yule Britannia !
#46
Dear Father Christmas, could you please

send me some Crocodile shoes!.
Father Christmas: Can't do that one.
He hasn't said what size his
crocodile takes!
#47
Dear Father
Christmas, this Christmas
could you please send me a yellow door.
Yours, Sherlock
Holmes
Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?
Lemon-entry my dear
watson.
#48
'Father
Christmas has two reindeer. He
calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I
bet you can't tell me
why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because
tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
#49
'Father Christmas has two
reindeer. He
calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell
me
why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because
tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
#50
What reindeer can jump higher than a
house?
They all can! Houses can't jump!
#51
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the
beach ?
Because he didn't want to be recognised !
#52
What game do reindeer play in their
stalls?
Stable-tennis!
#53
Who delievers elephants's Christmas
presents?
Elephanta Claus !
#54
Who delievers cat's Christmas
presents
?
Santa Paws !
#55
A rabbit's favourite Christmas
song?
'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'
#56
A football supporter's favourite

Christmas song?
'Yule never walk alone'
#57
What's a hairdressers's favourite
Christmas song?
'Oh comb all ye faithful'
#58
What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas

game?
Mean-opoly.
#59
Someone
bought Scrooge a clock for
Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.
Why did he do that?
He was
trying to save time!
#60
Elf: My favourite film is about the man who

casts spells in the middle of a swamp.
Father Christmas: That's
called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!