#41
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
How
many were left ?
None. They were all copy cats !
#42
What do you get if you cross a cat
with Father
Christmas ?
Santa Claws !
#43
How do you know that cats are sensitive
creatures?
They never cry over spilt milk !
#44
What is cleverer than a talking cat ?
A
spelling bee !
#45
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle
of
vinegar ?
A sourpuss !
#46
Who was the most powerful
cat in China
?
Chairman Miaow !
#47
Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?
Because
she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
#48
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes
to
swim ?
An octopuss !
#49
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree
?
A cat-a-logue !
#50
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?
A
catastrophe !
#51
What noise does a cat make going down the highway

?
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
#52
How is cat food sold ?
Usually purr can !
#53
What is the cat's favourite TV
show ?
The
evening mews !
#54
What do you get if you cross
a cat and a
gorilla ?
An animal that puts you out a night !
#55
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling
?
She's got that down in the mouth look !
#56
How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold
?
He has cat-arrh !
#57
What did the cat say when he lost all his money

?
I'm paw !
#58
What do cat
actors say on stage ?
Tabby or
not tabby !
#59
How do cats
eat spaghetti ?
The same as
everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
#60
How do cats eat spaghetti ?
The same as
everyone else - they put it in their mouths!