Why did the cat sleep under the
Because she wanted to wake up oily !
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin
There was some money in the kitty !
Why are cats longer
in the evening than they
are in the morning?
Because they're let out in the evening and
taking in in the morning
What did the cat do when he swallowed some

cheese ?
He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
What is another way to describe a cat ?
A heat
seeking missile !
What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?
purrfect meal !
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
Puss in
boots !
What works in a circus, walks a
tightrope and
has claws ?
An acrocat !
Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk !
When the cat's away.....?
The house smells
better !
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge
Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
What cat purrs more than any other ?
On what should you mount a statue of your cat
A caterpillar !
What do cats read in the morning ?
Why do cats chase birds ?
For a lark !
What kind of cat should you take into the

desert ?
A first aid kitty !
What do you call a cat that has just
eaten a
whole duck ?
A duck filled fatty puss !
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
a biscuit
They are both ginger nuts !
Why do tomcats fight ?
Because they like
raising a stink !
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on

the sea ?
A catameringue !