#21
Why did the cat sleep under the
car
?
Because she wanted to wake up oily !
#22
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin
?
There was some money in the kitty !
#23
Why are cats longer
in the evening than they
are in the morning?
Because they're let out in the evening and
taking in in the morning
!
#24
What did the cat do when he swallowed some

cheese ?
He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
#25
What is another way to describe a cat ?
A heat
seeking missile !
#26
What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?
A
purrfect meal !
#27
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
Puss in
boots !
#28
What works in a circus, walks a
tightrope and
has claws ?
An acrocat !
#29
Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk !
#30
When the cat's away.....?
The house smells
better !
#31
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge
?
Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
#32
What cat purrs more than any other ?
Purrsians
!
#33
On what should you mount a statue of your cat
?
A caterpillar !
#34
What do cats read in the morning ?
Mewspapers
!
#35
Why do cats chase birds ?
For a lark !
#36
What kind of cat should you take into the

desert ?
A first aid kitty !
#37
What do you call a cat that has just
eaten a
whole duck ?
A duck filled fatty puss !
#38
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
a biscuit
?
They are both ginger nuts !
#39
Why do tomcats fight ?
Because they like
raising a stink !
#40
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on

the sea ?
A catameringue !