#61
Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He
was fed up with other people.
#62
What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Baked Beings.
#63
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.
#64
What happened when the cannibal ate the

speaking clock?
It repeated on him.
#65
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.
#66
What did the cannibal say when
he was
full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
#67
What did the cannibal say when he came home

and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no, not
snake and pygmy pie again!
#68
What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You
get into hot water.
#69
What happened when the cannibals ate a

comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
#70
How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give him a helping hand.
#71
What does a cannibal eat with cheese?

Pickled organs.
#72
When do cannibals cook you?
On
Fried-days.
#73
Why was the cannibal expelled
from school?

Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
#74
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that
ate his
uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
#75
Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
They
taste funny.