Why did the cannibal live on his own?
was fed up with other people.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Baked Beings.
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.
What happened when the cannibal ate the

speaking clock?
It repeated on him.
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.
What did the cannibal say when
he was
I couldn't eat another mortal.
What did the cannibal say when he came home

and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no, not
snake and pygmy pie again!
What happens if you upset a cannibal?
get into hot water.
What happened when the cannibals ate a

They had a feast of fun.
How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give him a helping hand.
What does a cannibal eat with cheese?

Pickled organs.
When do cannibals cook you?
Why was the cannibal expelled
from school?

Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that
ate his
uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
taste funny.