#21
What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some
who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
#22
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give
them a hand !
#23
What did the cannibal have for
lunch?
Baked beings (beans).
#24
Why did the cannibal break up with his
girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!
#25
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One

said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The other one
replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the
greens.'
#26
Two cannibals
were having lunch. 'Your
girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to
the other.
'Yes!'
agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.'
#27
First cannibal: Who
was that girl I saw
you with last night ?
Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my
supper !
#28
What did the cannibal's parents
say when
she brought her boyfriend home ?
'Lovely, dear, he looks good
enough to eat!'
#29
1st
Cannibal: I don't know what to make
of my boyfriend these days.
2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?
#30
When a plane caught fire over the jungle the

pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned
to
his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'
#31
Was the principal's brother really a
missionary?
He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands
their
first taste of Christianity !
#32
Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a
missionary and I feel sick !
Mom: Well, you know what they say - you
can't keep a good man down
!
#33
A man is captured by cannibals,
every day
they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their

food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill

me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for

drinks!"
#34
A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us
to eat people,
why did he make them out of meat?
#35
First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.

Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another
half
an hour.
#36
A
cannibal chief was just about to stew
his latest victim for dinner when
the man protested,
"You can't
eat me ? I'm the manager!"
"Well," said the cannibal, "soon
you'll be a manager in chief."
#37
Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend
home
for dinner.
Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him
tomorrow.
#38
Did you hear about the cannibal who went

vegetarian?
He couldn't stop eating swedes.
#39
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He
had to swallow his pride.
#40
What is the cannibals' favorite game?

Swallow my Leader.