What's the definition of a cannibal?
who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
How can you help a starving cannibal?
them a hand !
What did the cannibal have for
Baked beings (beans).
Why did the cannibal break up with his
She didn't suit his taste!
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The other one
replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the
were having lunch. 'Your
girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to
agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.'
First cannibal: Who
was that girl I saw
you with last night ?
Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my
What did the cannibal's parents
she brought her boyfriend home ?
'Lovely, dear, he looks good
enough to eat!'
Cannibal: I don't know what to make
of my boyfriend these days.
2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?
When a plane caught fire over the jungle the
pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned
his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'
Was the principal's brother really a
He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands
first taste of Christianity !
Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a
missionary and I feel sick !
Mom: Well, you know what they say - you
can't keep a good man down
A man is captured by cannibals,
they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their
food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill
me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for
A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us
to eat people,
why did he make them out of meat?
First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.
Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another
cannibal chief was just about to stew
his latest victim for dinner when
the man protested,
eat me ? I'm the manager!"
"Well," said the cannibal, "soon
you'll be a manager in chief."
Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend
Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him
Did you hear about the cannibal who went
He couldn't stop eating swedes.
What happened to the cannibal lion?
had to swallow his pride.
What is the cannibals' favorite game?
Swallow my Leader.