#1
Why did
the cannibal eat the tightrope
walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
#2
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the

dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
#3
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in

our but tonight.
Second cannibal: What are you having?
First
cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
#4
What happened to the entertainer who did

a show for the cannibals ?
He went down really well !
#5
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of
peoples
heads?
Because they're headcases !
#6
What happened to
the cannibal lion?
He
had to swallow his pride!
#7
Which is the only day you
you are safe in
a cannibal village ?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter
instead)!
#8
Why was the
cannibal looking
peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
#9
Why did the Scottish cannibal
live on a
sugar plantation?
He said ''So that I can feed my lads with
m'lasses!
#10
What happened when the cannibal bit off a

missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
#11
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike

Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
#12
What happened when the cannibal got a
religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
#13
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He
was on a diet!
#14
What do sick cannibals have for

breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
#15
Why won't cannibals eat Frank
Sinatra?
Because he's always coming back!
#16
Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl
Lewis?
He gives them runs!
#17
What happened when the cannibal crossed the
Atlantic on
the QE2?
He told the waiter to take the menu away and
bring him the passenger
list!
#18
What do pygmy cannibals eat for
breakfast?
Weedie Bix!!
#19
What did the cannibal
say to the
explorer?
''Nice to meat you''!
#20
What do cannibal say when they say
grace?
''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''