the cannibal eat the tightrope
He wanted a balanced meal.
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in
our but tonight.
Second cannibal: What are you having?
cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
What happened to the entertainer who did
a show for the cannibals ?
He went down really well !
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of
Because they're headcases !
What happened to
the cannibal lion?
had to swallow his pride!
Which is the only day you
you are safe in
a cannibal village ?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter
Why was the
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Why did the Scottish cannibal
live on a
He said ''So that I can feed my lads with
What happened when the cannibal bit off a
He had his first taste of Christianity!
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike
He thought he would give him a paunch!
What happened when the cannibal got a
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
was on a diet!
What do sick cannibals have for
Why won't cannibals eat Frank
Because he's always coming back!
Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl
He gives them runs!
What happened when the cannibal crossed the
He told the waiter to take the menu away and
bring him the passenger
What do pygmy cannibals eat for
What did the cannibal
say to the
''Nice to meat you''!
What do cannibal say when they say
''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''