Why didn't anyone take the school bus to
I wouldn't fit through the door.
Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that
runs twice as fast when you are after it as
when you are in it.
Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
The deceased !
What "bus" crossed
What is the difference between a
and a cold?
One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.
Which end of a bus is it best to get
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Have you seen the bus website?
Yes - it's just
Janet: What's the
difference between a cake
and a school bus ?
Jill: I don't know.
Janet: I'm glad I didn't
send you to pick up my birthday cake !
'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the
before he closed the door.
'No,' called a lady, 'wait until I
get my clothes on.'
All the passengers in the bus turned
towards the door to look at the
woman. She got on with a bag full of
Conductor, do you stop
at the Savoy Hotel?
I should say not, on my salary!
Does this bus stop at the river?
doesn't there'll be a very big splash.
Do buses and trains run on time?
No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the
What have I got in
heard that all the buses and trains
are stopping today?
No. Is there a strike?
No, they're stopping
to let the passengers off.
Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the
Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it
back,' Sam said.
Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor:
advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't
What do you call a bloke with a
bus on his