#81
How do you make a hamburger green?
Find a
yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
#82
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it
with blue cheese!
#83
How do you insult a hamburger patty?
Call it
a meatball!
#84
How do we know that hamburgers love classic

music?
They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and
Cownegie
Hall!
#85
How do we know hamburgers have high
IQ's?
They 'loin' fast!
#86
How do we know burgers love young
people?
They're pro-teen!
#87
How do they prevent crime in hamburger
country?
With burger alarms!
#88
How do the Rolling Stones like their
burgers?
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
#89
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
time?
They chew the fat.
#90
How did the
jury find the
hamburger?
Grill-ty as charred!
#91
How can you tell which Burger
Land baseball
pitchers are left-handed?
They're the one's wearing the
left-handed 'meats'!
#92
How are UFO's related to hamburgers?
Both
are Unidentified Frying Objects!
#93
Do
they really serve burgers in
Transylvania?
Very rare-ly.
#94
Do hamburgers make good vampires?
No, because
they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
#95
Can you name two burgers
who are
royalty?
Sir Loin and Burger King!
#96
Can a hamburger marry a
hot dog?
Only if
they have a very frank relationship!
#97
Are hamburgers male?
Yes, because they're
boygers, not girlgers!