How do you make a hamburger green?
yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
with blue cheese!
How do you insult a hamburger patty?
How do we know that hamburgers love classic
They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and
How do we know hamburgers have high
They 'loin' fast!
How do we know burgers love young
How do they prevent crime in hamburger
With burger alarms!
How do the Rolling Stones like their
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
They chew the fat.
How did the
jury find the
Grill-ty as charred!
How can you tell which Burger
pitchers are left-handed?
They're the one's wearing the
How are UFO's related to hamburgers?
are Unidentified Frying Objects!
they really serve burgers in
Do hamburgers make good vampires?
they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
Can you name two burgers
Sir Loin and Burger King!
Can a hamburger marry a
they have a very frank relationship!
Are hamburgers male?
Yes, because they're
boygers, not girlgers!