When can you count on a hamburger in an
When the chips are down!
What system do they teach in Hamburger High's
The meatric system, silly!
What song do burgers sing on the
Gristle While You Work!
What old-time song is the burgers'
'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!
What kind of girl does a hamburger like?
girl named Patty!
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger
What kind of baseball do burgers
What kind of a pitch
did Sandy Koufax of
the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?
A fastball - a sizzler.
What is the hamburgers' motto?
If at first
you don't succeed, fry, fry again!
What is the hamburgers' most familiar
'Home on the Range'!
What is a hamburger's
Hansel and Gristle!
What happens when two burgers fall in
They live together in holy meatrimony!
What great song is associated with
hamburgers and baseball?
'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!
What famous movie did the hamburger meat think
when they took it out of the freezer?
They Fry Who Cam in
from the Cold!
What do you use to determine if a refrigerated
burger is cold enough?
What do they say about the noise at the
Burger Land Super Bowl?
What do they call a meeting among the most
brilliant people in Burger Land?
A MEATing of the minds!
What do some people have against
They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'
What do some burger eaters have?
What do hamburger workers say on
Well, it's back to the old grind!