#41
When can you count on a hamburger in an

emergency?
When the chips are down!
#42
What system do they teach in Hamburger High's

math courses?
The meatric system, silly!
#43
What song do burgers sing on the

job?
Gristle While You Work!
#44
What old-time song is the burgers'
favourite?
'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!
#45
What kind of girl does a hamburger like?
Any
girl named Patty!
#46
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger
joint?
Fry-by-night!
#47
What kind of baseball do burgers
play?
Ketchup baseball!
#48
What kind of a pitch
did Sandy Koufax of
the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?
A fastball - a sizzler.
#49
What is the hamburgers' motto?
If at first
you don't succeed, fry, fry again!
#50
What is the hamburgers' most familiar
song?
'Home on the Range'!
#51
What is a hamburger's
favourite
story?
Hansel and Gristle!
#52
What happens when two burgers fall in
love?
They live together in holy meatrimony!
#53
What great song is associated with

hamburgers and baseball?
'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!
#54
What famous movie did the hamburger meat think
of
when they took it out of the freezer?
They Fry Who Cam in
from the Cold!
#55
What do you use to determine if a refrigerated

burger is cold enough?
A thermomeater!
#56
What do they say about the noise at the

Burger Land Super Bowl?
It's PAN-demonium!
#57
What do they call a meeting among the most

brilliant people in Burger Land?
A MEATing of the minds!
#58
What do some people have against
cheeseburgers?
They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'
#59
What do some burger eaters have?
A Hardee
appetite!
#60
What do hamburger workers say on
Monday
morning?
Well, it's back to the old grind!