#21
Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger
cold?
BITING humour!
#22
Which political discussions between the
Russians
and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?
The SALT
talks!
#23
Which people do the
burgers hate?
The
ones who are always putting the bite on them!
#24
Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
Those that
are born under the sign of the Ham!
#25
Which meatballs get a little tipsy on
occasion?
The POTTED ones!
#26
Which is the meat patties' least favourite day
of the
week?
Fry-day!
#27
Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in
baseball?
A double!
#28
Which burgers love to act?
Ham-burgers!
#29
Which burgers can tell your fortune?
Medium
burgers!
#30
Which burger is famous for a long
nose?
Cyrano de Burgerac!
#31
Which
burgers are
dishonest?
Cat-burgers! (burglars)
#32
Which baseball team is currently the favourite

with hamburger fans?
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the
Big Bread Machine!
#33
Where does a burger go on vacation?
The
Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!
#34
Where does a burger feel at home?
On the
range!
#35
Where do the burgers go on New Year's
Eve?
To a meat ball!
#36
Where can a burger get a great night's
sleep?
On a bed of lettuce!
#37
When the crooked hamburger took it on the

'lamb', where did it go?
Oh, 'ewe' know!
#38
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile

button?
When somebody says, 'Well done'!
#39
When do hamburgers most enjoy
watching
TV?
During PRIME time!
#40
When do burgers quit their jobs?
The day
they decide to meat LOAF!