Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger
Which political discussions between the
and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?
Which people do the
ones who are always putting the bite on them!
Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
are born under the sign of the Ham!
Which meatballs get a little tipsy on
The POTTED ones!
Which is the meat patties' least favourite day
Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in
Which burgers love to act?
Which burgers can tell your fortune?
Which burger is famous for a long
Cyrano de Burgerac!
Which baseball team is currently the favourite
with hamburger fans?
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the
Big Bread Machine!
Where does a burger go on vacation?
Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!
Where does a burger feel at home?
Where do the burgers go on New Year's
To a meat ball!
Where can a burger get a great night's
On a bed of lettuce!
When the crooked hamburger took it on the
'lamb', where did it go?
Oh, 'ewe' know!
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile
When somebody says, 'Well done'!
When do hamburgers most enjoy
During PRIME time!
When do burgers quit their jobs?
they decide to meat LOAF!