#1
Why were the burgers in the
refrigerator
embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing!
#2
Why was the burger thrown out of the
Army?
He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)
#3
Why is President Carter important to

Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseball season, he
throws out the first
meatball!
#4
Why do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at
every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurst!
#5
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They
won't talk no matter how you grill them!
#6
Why do hamburgers make good
baseball
players?
They're great at the plate!
#7
Why do hamburgers feel sad at
barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!
#8
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on
stage?
They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their

prime!
#9
Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
To test
their meattle!
#10
Why do
burgers laugh when you surround them
with pickles?
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
#11
Why did the pro football player from the

last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
He wanted to
know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
#12
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under
four
minutes?
Because it's a FAST food!
#13
Why aren't burgers too
good at
basketball?
Too many turnovers!
#14
Why are hamburgers essential to
football?
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
#15
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in
Burger
Land?
The meatball heros!
#16
Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie

director?
Sizzle B. DeMille!
#17
Who is the hamburgers' favourite
actress?
Candice Berger!
#18
Who do hamburgers love on TV?
Archie
Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!
#19
Who can beat any burger at golf?
Any LINKS
sausage!
#20
Who are the hamburgers favourite
people?
Vegetarians!