Why were the burgers in the
They saw the salad dressing!
Why was the burger thrown out of the
He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)
Why is President Carter important to
Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseball season, he
throws out the first
Why do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at
every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurst!
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
won't talk no matter how you grill them!
Why do hamburgers make good
They're great at the plate!
Why do hamburgers feel sad at
They get to meet their old flames!
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on
They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their
Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
burgers laugh when you surround them
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
Why did the pro football player from the
last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
He wanted to
know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under
Because it's a FAST food!
Why aren't burgers too
Too many turnovers!
Why are hamburgers essential to
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in
The meatball heros!
Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie
Sizzle B. DeMille!
Who is the hamburgers' favourite
Who do hamburgers love on TV?
Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!
Who can beat any burger at golf?
Who are the hamburgers favourite