Q: How do you recognize a
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the
erases the board.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a
A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
Q: What did the blonde say
A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend
Q: How does a blonde
smacks herself in the forehead.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on
top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.
Q: What a BLONDE will ask the
the maternity ward?
A: "Is it mine?"
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
Q: How can you tell a blonde is being
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for
Did you hear about the blonde who put
"Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign
Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44
bus? She took the 22 twice instead.
What do you call a blonde in a tree with
a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
A blonde, brunette
and a redhead had a
breaststroke swimming race across the English
Channel. The brunette
came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde
When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ''I don't
want to be a
tattletale or anything, but the other two used their
A blonde was
bragging about her knowledge
of international capitals.
She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz
me. I know all of them!"
Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's
the capital of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so
A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away.
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical
wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the
truth -- if you
lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and
a redhead enter
the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.
The brunette goes
"I think I'm the smartest woman on
"POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. p>
"I think I'm
the prettiest woman on earth."
disappears. The blonde goes up.
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use
infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.
explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that
would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby
together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and
subtracting the second amount from the first.
"That won't work,"
countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm
Q: What is the
difference between blondes
and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that
already written on the overhead transparency?
She turned it over and used the other side.
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a
on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her the seats that are
going to London are all in the middle