Q: Did you hear about the blonde that
almost caused a car accident?
A: The spare tire in her trunk blew
do you recognize a blonde at a car
A: She's the one on her bike.
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: When he
asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite
A: A light shade of clear.
Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat
Q: Why did
the blonde only smell good on
the right side?
A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her
cat a bath?
A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her
Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole
to wash three basement windows?
A: It took her six days just to
dig the holes to put the ladder
Q: Where do you look for
A: Under "Home Improvements."
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to
A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble
Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90%
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their
copies of the blonde
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy
A: Trying to put batteries in it.
Q: What do you call a blonde
in a leather
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out
was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went looking for the
Q: How can you tell if a
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its
Q. How do you know a blonde has been
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One - the rest are all true.
Q.How many blonde's does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1
to find a man.
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a
A.It's cloged up with paper plates.