How do you know if a blonde has been
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase
A: Silicone chips.
Q: What is a
blonde's definition of a
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair
A: She's still looking for a lake with a
What do you call a blonde sky diving
A: A new version of the lawn dart's game.
you hear about the new blonde
A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got
pregnant for the second time?
A: She asked her husband if they
needed to get married again.
Q: What can save a
Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard
dying of old age?
A: "Today children, we will learn our
Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke
A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the
once when she gets it.
Q: Why don't blonde's like
A: There aren't any pictures.
Q: What do you
call a blonde holding a
A: Siamese twins.
Q: Why was the
blonde confused after giving
birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in
front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see
what she looked like asleep.
Q: Did you hear about the new form
control for blondes?
A: They take off their makeup.
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her
what the last two
words of the national anthem are?
Q: How do you keep a
A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to
Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on
one buck night?
A: They couldn't fit a deer into the