#1
Q:
How do you know if a blonde has been
sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk
drive.
#2
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell
her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
#3
Q: What do blondes eat to increase
their
breast size?

A: Silicone chips.
#4
Q: What is a
blonde's definition of a
naval destroyer?

A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
#5
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair

of water-skis?

A: She's still looking for a lake with a
slope.
#6
Q:
What do you call a blonde sky diving
team?

A: A new version of the lawn dart's game.
#7
Q: Did
you hear about the new blonde
hoodlum?

A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link
fences.
#8
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got

pregnant for the second time?

A: She asked her husband if they
needed to get married again.
#9
Q: What can save a
dying blonde?

A:
Hair transplants.
#10
Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard
before
dying of old age?

A: "Today children, we will learn our
ABC's"
#11
Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke
three
times?

A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the
punchline, and
once when she gets it.
#12
Q: Why don't blonde's like
audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.
#13
Q: What do you
call a blonde holding a
balloon?

A: Siamese twins.
#14
Q: Why was the
blonde confused after giving
birth to twins?

A: She couldn't figure out who the other
mother was.
#15
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in

front of a mirror with her eyes closed?

A: She wanted to see
what she looked like asleep.
#16
Q: Did you hear about the new form
of birth
control for blondes?

A: They take off their makeup.
#17
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A:
They always forget the recipe.
#18
Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her
what the last two
words of the national anthem are?

A: Play
ball.
#19
Q: How do you keep a
blonde in
suspense?

A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to
say
'hi.'
#20
Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on

one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the
car.