#21
What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday

cake?
Shortcake!
#22
What do they serve at birthday
parties in
heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
#23
Why did the fat monster put
a candle on
his tummy?
He was celebrating his girthday!
#24
How can you tell if an elephant's been to
your
birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
#25
Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?

It was a tappy one!
#26
"I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party

for you."
"A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?"

"That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them

come, I'll be surprised!"
#27
Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?

Because he always slobbers out the candles!
#28
Did you hear about the tree's
birthday?

It was a sappy one!
#29
"My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I
need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"
#30
Did you hear about the flag's birthday?

It was a Happy one!
#31
"Did you go shopping for my birthday

present?"
"Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What thing is
that?"
"Nothing!"
#32
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat

birthday cake."
"Next time, take off the candles."
#33
What song should
you sing to a wildebeest
on his birthday?
"Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
#34
What do you give a
nine-hundred-pound
gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you'd better hope he
likes it!
#35
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!
#36
"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."

"How do you know?"
"You're still here!"
#37
Where do you find a birthday
present for
a cat?
In a cat-alogue!
#38
Why did Davy Crockett always
wear a
coonskin cap?
It was a birthday present from his wife!
#39
Why couldn't prehistoric man send

birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
#40
What did one candle say to the

other?
"Don't birthdays burn you up?"