What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday
What do they serve at birthday
Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the fat monster put
a candle on
He was celebrating his girthday!
How can you tell if an elephant's been to
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
It was a tappy one!
"I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party
"A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?"
"That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them
come, I'll be surprised!"
Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
Because he always slobbers out the candles!
Did you hear about the tree's
It was a sappy one!
"My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"
Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
It was a Happy one!
"Did you go shopping for my birthday
"Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What thing is
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat
"Next time, take off the candles."
What song should
you sing to a wildebeest
on his birthday?
"Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
What do you give a
gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you'd better hope he
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?"
"You're still here!"
Where do you find a birthday
In a cat-alogue!
Why did Davy Crockett always
It was a birthday present from his wife!
Why couldn't prehistoric man send
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
What did one candle say to the
"Don't birthdays burn you up?"