#41
How can you tell if a parrot
is
intelligent?
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
#42
Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
So they don't
become polly-saturated!
#43
Which bird ran for President?
H. Ross
Parrot
#44
What did the parrot say
when he saw a
duck?
Polly want a quacker!
#45
What did the rich socialite's parrot
say?
Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
#46
What did the parrot say on Independence
Day?
Polly wants a firecracker!
#47
What do you call the place where parrots make

films?
Pollywood!
#48
What do you call a parrot when it has dried
itself
after a bath?
Polly unsaturated!
#49
What's the definition of Polystyrene?
A
plastic parrot!
#50
What did the parrot say when he was using the

Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
#51
Teacher: What's the definition of a
Polygamist?
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
#52
What geometric figure is like a runaway

parrot?
A polygon .
#53
What's the definition of Parity?
Two parrots
exactly the same!
#54
What's the definition of a Parapet?
Pet
parrot kept by parachutist!
#55
What profession did the parrot get into when it

swallowed the clock?
Politics
#56
Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
The
Birds Eye counter!
#57
What is a parrot's favorite
game?
Hide
and Speak!
#58
Why are there no
aspirin in the
jungle?
The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)
#59
What do you get if you cross a bee with a

parrot?
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
#60
Where do the cleverest parrots live?
In the
brain tree forests!