How can you tell if a parrot
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
So they don't
Which bird ran for President?
What did the parrot say
when he saw a
Polly want a quacker!
What did the rich socialite's parrot
Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
What did the parrot say on Independence
Polly wants a firecracker!
What do you call the place where parrots make
What do you call a parrot when it has dried
after a bath?
What's the definition of Polystyrene?
What did the parrot say when he was using the
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
Teacher: What's the definition of a
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
What geometric figure is like a runaway
A polygon .
What's the definition of Parity?
exactly the same!
What's the definition of a Parapet?
parrot kept by parachutist!
What profession did the parrot get into when it
swallowed the clock?
Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
Birds Eye counter!
What is a parrot's favorite
Why are there no
aspirin in the
The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)
What do you get if you cross a bee with a
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
Where do the cleverest parrots live?
brain tree forests!