Why were the hens lying on their backs
their legs in the air ?
Because eggs were going up !
What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !
Why does a rooster watch TV ?
hentertainment !
What do you get if you cross a chicken
with a
cement mixer ?
A brick-layer !
Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
To stamp out
forest fires !
What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
eggs !
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
battery hen !
How do you stop a rooser crowing
on Sunday ?

Eat him on Saturday !
What did the baby
chick say when he saw his
mother sitting on an orange ?
'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'
What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
What is the definition of a goose ?
An animal
that grows down as it grows up !
Why did the rooster run away ?
He was chicken
What is a parrot?
A wordy birdy!
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting
"Pieces of
Short John Silver!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
Why did the
bird join he air force?
wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Why is politics for the birds?
politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
What's a parrot's favourite song?
I love
Parrots in the Springtime!
What are a parrot's favourite literary
Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
What's a parrot's favourite