#21
Why were the hens lying on their backs
with
their legs in the air ?
Because eggs were going up !
#22
What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !
#23
Why does a rooster watch TV ?
For
hentertainment !
#24
What do you get if you cross a chicken
with a
cement mixer ?
A brick-layer !
#25
Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
To stamp out
forest fires !
#26
What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
Scotch
eggs !
#27
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
A
battery hen !
#28
How do you stop a rooser crowing
on Sunday ?

Eat him on Saturday !
#29
What did the baby
chick say when he saw his
mother sitting on an orange ?
'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'
!
#30
What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'
?
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
#31
What is the definition of a goose ?
An animal
that grows down as it grows up !
#32
Why did the rooster run away ?
He was chicken
!
#33
What is a parrot?
A wordy birdy!
#34
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting
"Pieces of
four"?
Short John Silver!
#35
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A
carrot!
#36
Why did the
bird join he air force?
He
wanted to be a parrot trooper!
#37
Why is politics for the birds?
Because
politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
#38
What's a parrot's favourite song?
I love
Parrots in the Springtime!
#39
What are a parrot's favourite literary
characters?
Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
#40
What's a parrot's favourite
game?
Monopoly!