What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.
My dog is a nuisance.
He chases everyone on
What can I do?
Take his bike away.
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
went round biting people's arms off?
It was a vicious cycle.
"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle
your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym
"Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy."
"I'm freewheeling, sir."
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no
spooks in it.
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his
bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the
had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?", asked the
"Sand," said the cyclist.
"Get them off - we'll take a
look," said the guard.
The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the
bags, and proving they
contained nothing but sand, reloaded the
bags, put them on his shoulders
and continued across the border.
Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded
see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This
every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the
failed to appear.
A few days later, the guard
happened to meet the cyclist downtown.
"Say friend, you sure had us
crazy", said the guard. "We knew you were
smuggling something across
the border. I won't say a word - but what is
it you were smu