Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.
Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for a spell.
Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
gooey, bug-eyed monsters
playing tiddley winks under my bed.
What shall I do?
Hide the tiddley winks.
Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed.
Oh, I'm all right at night,
it's in the day I have
Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's
Son: I couldn't find a spider.
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
What do you call a python with a great bedside
A snake charmer.
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
Sleep in the wardrobe.
Who stole the sheets from the bed?