#1
What do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas
!
#2
How do you know when there is an elephant under

your bed ?
When your nose touches the ceiling !
#3
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog

asleep on your bed?
Sleep on the sofa.
#4
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bed !
Bed who
?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
#5
I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off

and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me

and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?"
I must have left
them in bed !
#6
Why did the man take a pencil to
bed ?
To
draw the curtains !
#7
Why did the boy take the ruler to
bed?
He
wanted to see how long he slept.
#8
Why did the kid punch the bed?
His mother told
him to hit the hay.
#9
When is your mind like a
rumpled bed?
When
it isn't made up yet.
#10
When does a bed grow longer?
At night, because
two feet are added to it.
#11
How can you shorten a bed?
Don't sleep long in
it.
#12
Why shouldn't you believe a
person in
bed?
Because he is lying.
#13
Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed will not
come to you.
#14
Why are rivers lazy?
Because they never get off
their beds.
#15
Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I
do?
Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to
drop
off!
#16
Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make
your bed?
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to
keep
count!
#17
What animal always goes to bed
with its shoes
on ?
A horse !
#18
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
She
wanted to see how long she slept.
#19
Why did your sister keep running
around her
bed ?
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
#20
Why
does your brother wear a life jacket in
bed?
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !