#21
Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
use
soap and water, personally.
#22
Adam: How did Mummy know you
hadn't had a
bath?
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the

bathroom.
#23
Why did the bank robber take a bath?
So he
could make a clean getaway.
#24
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before

retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm

sixty-five?
#25
Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I
suggest you take a cold
bath every morning.

Patient: Oh,
but I do, doctor.

Doctor: You do?

Patient: Yes, every
morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with
nice hot water!
#26
Does your brother keep himself clean?
Oh,
yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or
not.
#27
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
Joe: I'll
run the bath then.
Mom: Why?
Joe: Because on the bottle it says
"to be taken in water."
#28
Hotel
guest: Can you give me a room and a
bath, please?
Porter: I can give you a room, but you'll have to wash

yourself.
#29
Did you hear about the idiot who had a
new
bath put in?
The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?"

The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
#30
Dr Frankenstein:
I've just invented
something that everyone in the world will want! You
know how you get a
nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it,
and you have to
clean the ring off?
Igor: Yes, I hate it.
Dr Frankenstein: Well,
you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've
invented the square
tub . . .
#31
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a

bath.
Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
#32
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of

the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while

you're having your lunch?"
"It's okay with me lady," said the
plumber, "as long as you don't
splash my sandwiches."
#33
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your
bath, Mrs Soap?
Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the
bath there wasn't
room for medicine.
#34
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.

Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before.
Boy: Yes,
but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot
water!
#35
Which villains steal soap from the bath?
Robber
ducks.
#36
How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.