What happened to the tiger who took a bath three
times a day ?
After a week he was spotless !
How do you know that there's a monster in your
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
What animal do you look like when you get into
A little bear !
What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
What do you call the ring that worms leave round
the bath ?
The scum of the earth !
Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could
make a clean getaway.
What criminal doesn't take baths?
Where does a vampire take a bath?
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what
What kind of bath can you take without
A sun bath.
A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he asked the
'I can give you a room,' the clerk said. 'But you'll have to take
the bath by yourself!'
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot
water last night
Ed: You were? What did you do ?
Ned: I took a bath !
May: What position does your brother play in
the school football team ?
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks
Stan: I won 92
Fred: Where are
you going to keep them ?
Stan: In the bathroom
Fred: But what will
you do when you want to take a bath ?
Stan: Blindfold them !
What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
someone who's just got out of the bath?
One is rude and nosey.
The other is nude and rosey!
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
Boss to steal a van
load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One
stayed in the van as look
out and the other went into the storeroom.
Fifteen minutes went by,
then half an hour, then an hour, and no
sign of him. The look out finally
grew impatient and went to look for
his partner. Inside the store the
two came face to face. "Where
have you been?" demanded the worried
look out. "The boss told me to
take a bath, but I couldn't find the soap
and a towel."
Mum, does God use the
a funny question!
Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are
you still in
My mother says I look just like an
when I'm in the bath - a little bear.
Are you going to take a bath?
leaving it where it is.