#1
There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in
ratty, old housecoat; comes
with dirty laundry and sink full of
dishes
#2
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home
#3
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Rasta Barbie ...she's got a
tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and
reggae CD; rolling papers sold
separately
#4
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Funeral
Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky
little
shroud
#5
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Pregnancy
Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry
parents and deadbeat boyfriend
sold separately
#6
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Sumo Barbie ...comes with
thong
#7
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel

better!
#8
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick
with Barbie's head...but Mick's
lips
#9
There is a new Barbie doll on the market

- Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs

cassette
#10
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Easter Island Barbie ...the
famous statue with blonde hair
#11
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis
Rodman
#12
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day
#13
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes
tool belt, which she has no idea what
to do with
#14
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Tree
Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts
environmentalist
rhetoric
#15
There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely

resembles Barbie
#16
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mafia Victim Barbie
...feet set in cement--she really sinks!
#17
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette

included
#18
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Medusa Barbie
...Barbie with snakes for hair
#19
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and
ganja, mon!
#20
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Joan of Arc
Barbie ...comes with stake, kindling, and matches