#1
How can you tell the difference between a

monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either
a monster or a giant
banana.
#2
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana
!
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !
#3
Knock knock
Who's
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you
glad I didn't say banana ?
#4
What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Boonanaa
!
#5
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana

make ?
Slippers !
#6
What is long and yellow and always points
north?
A magnetic banana.
#7
What would you call two
bananas?
A pair
of slippers.
#8
Why is a banana peel on the
sidewalk like
music?
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
#9
What is the difference between a banana and a
bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
#10
What is the easiest way to make a
banana
split?
Cut it in half.
#11
What did the boy banana say to the girl
banana?
"You have a lot of appeal."
#12
What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up

and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
#13
What would you call two
banana skins ?
A
pair of slippers.
#14
Mother Banana: Why didn't you go
to school
today?
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
#15
What's yellow and flashes?
A banana with a
loose connection.
#16
What is yellow on the inside and green on the

outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
#17
Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
#18
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
#19
Did you hear about the unlucky
man who
bought some bananas?
They were empty.
#20
How did the Mother Banana
spoil the Baby
Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.