What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
lot of noise at one end
and has no sense of responsibility at the
Cry Baby - by Liza
Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
What's wrong with the old one?
My new baby is the image of his father.
mind. just so long as he's healthy.
Underwear my baby is tonight?
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
What are baby witches
How did the witch almost lose her baby?
didn't take it far enough into the woods.
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
What is a baby bee?
A little humbug.
What would you get if you crossed a new-born
with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
What do baby pythons play with?
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby
Stop crying and viper your nose.
How can you tell if a snake is a
It has a rattle.
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
What was the policeman's
baby's first words
Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest
baby in the
She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.
What does a baby computer call his