#41
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
lot of noise at one end
and has no sense of responsibility at the
other.
#42
Cry Baby - by Liza
Weeping
#43
Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
Drew:
What's wrong with the old one?
#44
My new baby is the image of his father.
Never
mind. just so long as he's healthy.
#45
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Underwear.

Underwear who?
Underwear my baby is tonight?
#46
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.
#47
What are baby witches
called?

Halloweenies.
#48
How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She
didn't take it far enough into the woods.
#49
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal

village?
Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
#50
What is a baby bee?
A little humbug.
#51
What would you get if you crossed a new-born
snake
with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
#52
What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.
#53
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby

snake?
Stop crying and viper your nose.
#54
How can you tell if a snake is a
baby snake?

It has a rattle.
#55
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Baby Owl.

Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
#56
What was the policeman's
baby's first words
?
Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !
#57
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest
baby in the
world?
She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.
#58
What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.