Who's there !
Baby love, my baby love.... !
What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers
What do you get if you cross a mountain and a
A cry for Alp !
How does a baby ghost cry?
Why does a mother carry
can't carry the mother.
I got a letter from my sister.
She just had a
baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl.
So I don't
know if I'm an uncle or an aunt.
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
Because they can't dress themselves.
Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.
they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little
Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's
parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say
about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before
to the neighbors.
He said "Now, son... that poor baby
was born without any ears. I want
you to be on your best behavior
and not say one word about his ears or
I am really going to spank
you when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears at
all" said Little Johnny.
At the neighbors home, Little Johnny
leaned over in the crib and
touched the baby's hand He looked at
it's mother and said "Oh What a
Beautiful little baby". The mother
said "Thank you very much, Little
said, "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little
Why... just look at his pretty little eyes.... Did his doctor say
that he can see good?"
The Mother said "why, yes Johnny... his
doctor said he has 20/20
Little Johnny said "well,
its a darn good thing, cause he sure
couldn't wear glasses!!!
A family of ducks were
walking down the road
when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther
down the road a
family of skunks were walking the other way when the
18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally
each other and the duck said, "Excuse me, my mom died down the
Would you tell me what I am?" "Well", said the skunk "You have
webbed feet, a beak, and feathers. You must be a duck." "Thanks" said
the duck; then the skunk said, "My mom died down the road too, will
you tell me what I am?" "Well", said the duck, "Your black, your
white, & your mom's dead, you must be O.J.'s kid"
Q: What's pink and red and can't turn
in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand !!
Where does a white baby go when it dies?
Q: What does it get?
What does it become?
A: An angel
Q: Where does a
black baby go when it dies?
Q: What does it get?
Q: What does it become?
A: A Bat!
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
"Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. I'm
all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all
bear, and her parents are all polar bear."
Still unsure the
baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am I
bear?" She answers, "Of course you are honey. I'm all
polar bear, your
father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear,
parents are all polar bear."
Still not convinced the baby polar
bear goes to his grandparents and
asks, "Grandmom...Grandpop...am I
all polar bear?" His grandmother
answers, "Of course you are
sweetie. We're all polar bear, your mother is
all polar bear, your
father is all polar bear, and his parents are all
polar bear. Why do you
The baby polar bears replies, "Because I'm
Dewey and Odell met
on the Brownsville main
street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and
yore wife is goin' ta
night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?"
"Uh huh," answered
Odell. "We went and adopted us a little Mexican
baby, and we wanna
be able ta understand him when he gets old enough ta
Q: How many baby sitters
does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
the Pharaohs use to keep their
Three men were discussing at a bar about
coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two
cities" and she gave birth to twins"
"That's funny", the second man
remarked, "my wife was reading 'the
three musketeers' and she
gave birth to triplets"
The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I
house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty
Mum, is it true my baby sister came
Yes, that's right.
Well, I don't blame God for chucking
Why did the baby monster put his father
Because he wanted frozen pop.