#21
Why don't sheep shrink when it

rains?
#22
Do fish get thirsty?
#23
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
a year, why are
there locks on the doors?
#24
If buttered toast always
lands
buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would
happen
if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and

dropped it?
#25
What color is a chameleon on a
mirror?
#26
Is it ok to use my AM radio after

NOON?
#27
Do you need a silencer if you are going
to shoot a
mine?
#28
Why are there
interstates in
Hawaii?
#29
If
you try to fail, and succeed,
which have you done?
#30
If you didn't get caught, did you
really do it?
#31
How does the guy who drives the snowplow

get to work?
#32
Why are there flotation devices under
plane seats instead of
parachutes?
#33
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so

popular?
#34
How many weeks
are there in a light
year?
#35
If fire fighters fight fire and crime

fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
#36
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is

congress the opposite of progress?
#37
How much deeper would the ocean be
without
sponges?
#38
If a fly has no wings
would you call
him a walk?
#39
You know how most packages say "Open
here". What is the protocol
if the package says, "Open somewhere
else"?
#40
You know that little indestructible
black box that is used on
planes - why can't they make the whole plane
out of the same
substance?