#1
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call

it Fed UP?
#2
Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best things are so expensive?
#3
Why does an inspiring sight like a
sunrise always have to
take place at such an inconvenient time?
#4
If we are a country committed to free
speech, then why do we have
phone bills?
#5
If you tell a joke in the forest, but
nobody laughs, was it a
joke?
#6
Which of the Himalayas is the

shortest?
#7
If olive oil comes from
olives,
where does baby oil come from?
#8
Why is it that when you're driving and
looking
for an address, you turn the radio down?
#9
If necessity is the mother of invention,
why does so much unnecessary
stuff get invented?
#10
If a word in a dictionary were
misspelled, how would we
know?
#11
Don't you just hate the blatant

materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what
you
got?
#12
Consider one of the most perplexing
questions of our time: Where do'
solutions go when a candidate gets
elected?
#13
If the world is getting smaller, why do
postal rates keep going
up?
#14
How does AVON find so many women willing
to take orders
?
#15
Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck
together?
#16
Why do we drive on parkways when we park

on driveways?
#17
If all the nations in the world are in
the debt, where did all the
money go?
#18
Why is brassiere singular and panties

plural?
#19
If you are driving at the speed of light
and you turn on your
head-lights, what happens?
#20
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
they make TEFLON stick to the
pan?