Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out
of bed and
everybody thought there was an earthquake.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON
HER DOOR AND A
ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET
yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light
so fat when God said, "Let there
be light" he he to ask her to move
out of the way.
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN
THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!
Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow
believe it's not butter.
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her
fore-head to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a
chinese phone book
Yo Mama's so stupid,she got locked in a
World" and slept on the floor.
Yo momma so fat she
jumped in the air and
Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and
stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the
You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide
with a dorito!
Yo Mama's so fat that when
she sits on
the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are
Yo Mama's so fat that while
on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse
mame, but the tide wants to come in."
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS
KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and
watches the couch
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210
was on the
Yo mama so stupid she stole