#61
Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out
of bed and

everybody thought there was an earthquake.
#62
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON
HER DOOR AND A
ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET
#63
yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light

bill!
#64
Yo mama
so fat when God said, "Let there
be light" he he to ask her to move
out of the way.
#65
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN

THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!
#66
Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost
in a
telephone booth.
#67
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow
I can't
believe it's not butter.
#68
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her

fore-head to make up her mind.
#69
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a

chinese phone book
#70
Yo Mama's so stupid,she got locked in a
"Furniture
World" and slept on the floor.
#71
Yo momma so fat she
jumped in the air and

got stuck.
#72
Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in
sections
#73
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and

stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the

lights".
#74
You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide
with a dorito!
#75
Yo Mama's so fat that when
she sits on
the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are
family...!"
#76
Yo Mama's so fat that while
she's sits
on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse
me
mame, but the tide wants to come in."
#77
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS
ALL THE
KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
#78
yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and

watches the couch
#79
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210
was on the
scale!
#80
Yo mama so stupid she stole
free
bread.