your mama so fat that when she wanted a water
bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.
Your Momma's so black she got counted
absent at night school.
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of
China when it was just ok
yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease
Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears
pierced by harpoon.
Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both
because she covers two time zones.
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they
throw her a
welcome back party.
Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood
Yo mama's so stupid, she
cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama's house is so small you
go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama's so stupid that she
the house with a CD burner.
Mama's so fat she sank the
yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable
and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming
shes and oil spill.
yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of
Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like
she's wearing a fat necklace !!
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco
Bell, they run for the border !!
your momma so stupid she got locked in a
groceiry store and starved.
your mamas feet are so scaly you can see
crocodile dundy in her
YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN
THEY SAID THAT IT
IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A